WIP Submeshed Polonez Caro (unreleased) (please stop shitposting, thanks)

[Mark]

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From the maker of audiroro A5S for RoRo

Ruining children's dreams and causing nothing but tears since 2023

Rarest and never before seen of mods

I present to you, one of the mods ever made of all time:








Crafted carefully, with tons of effort, care and time, by a Professional, Certified notepad+mspaint PRO

I present, Cardboard Box on Wheels!! (that looks kind of like a polonez maybe)

Comes in 4 versions (all are equally bad)

Features & Flaws
- drives bad, really bad, not fun to drive, it's bad.
- "deformable" if you hit really hard
- cursed inverse body-mounted suspension
- unrealistic weight, power and drivetrail
- png wheels
- seats, steering wheel borrowed from RoR, seats stick out of the bottom of the vehicle.
+ incandescent somewhat realistic custom flares3
+ all lights the real car has (except interior) e.g. foglights, low beam, dipped, high beam, etc
+ custom guisettings texturedashboard interior dash (Police version only)
+ a beige parcel shelf!
+ very poor custom hud/gui
+ non-working node-and-beam mirrors! no they are not a prop, they are node and beam
+ szerszeń comes with its wing/spoiler now

New flares have been approved by mint himself:

Dash lights custom made by hand (no you can't use them for your GUI, YES I WILL KNOW >:c)

While developing this mod, I made sure to put an even amount of effort into all aspects of it so it would be an all-around good, enjoyable mod

The interior dash (thank you @CuriousMike for help with this)

Don't forget to leave milk and cookies for your mechanic




FAKE PNG VENT FOR IMPOSTORS (and fake switches, Police version only)

Axolotl warning light (Police version only):

Funny dancing cat in the CTRL+T window* **:

*cat does not dance but is still
**courtesy of crumb, thank u crumb




WHAT DOES "SUBMESHED" MEAN? WHY DOES THE CAR LOOK LIKE ASS??
I hear you ask shout, so let me explain:
It is a SUBMESHED mod, meaning it has no mesh/3d model, it is a "cardboard" car and will never look as good as a meshed one.
Enjoy it for what it is, or make a better one by yourself for me to enjoy, too!

meshed vs submeshed car


Screenshots (first four courtesy of @Manieczek)

 

[Manieczek]

Polonez​

 

[Stubby_racer]

can't wait for the release

 

[flip889]

FAKE PNG VENT FOR IMPOSTORS (and fake switches, Police version only)
View attachment 18567

omg AMOGUS IMPOSTOR sus keys cow

 

[Stubby_racer]

omg AMOGUS IMPOSTOR sus keys cow

lol

 

[unavailable]

polonez caro







make it submeshed and give it a damage model

 

[Ramys3434thereal]

polonez caro

make it submeshed and give it a damage model

who is telling him about the damage model

 

[unavailable]

who is telling him about the damage model

its a polonez it needs to bend in half

 

[VerkaN]

Ayo its here and the quality is 21,37% . Also a honrable mention for my ae86 .

 

[steam tractor man]

very realistic

 

[unavailable]

very realistic

its a polonez

 

[Ramys3434thereal]

its a polonez

yes we all know (the title literally says polonez caro)

 

[Mark]

Guys, I know it's hard, but please stop shitposting in this thread or I'm gonna get in trouble for starting this dumpster fire

Also, in case it wasn't clear, yes - this will be released eventually (please don't ask when) and it won't be very good, so don't get your hopes up

There's still some small stuff I need to do:
- re-did front grill and hood
- cutout in rear bumper for the license plate
- interior dash from Police into all versions
- replace temporary icons in gui hud and make it actually good
- add a radio antenna (won't do it, looks bad)
- siren for police
- better help screen with updated icons
- make wheels dds instead of png, should help with them looking off-center, hopefully
- possibly make the interior dashboard backlit
- possibly make the gui hud backlit
- maybe actually make the mirrors work
- maybe more floor and a radio and gear shifter in the middle probably not but eh
- maybe rotators for the lightbar
- maybe re-do the texcoords
- maybe clean up the skins
- maybe interior turbo gauge if the car has turbo
- flip gradients on dash shelf and dash cover, they look backwards
- fix the seats so they don't stick out of the bottom
- materialflarebindings, maybe
- maybe make prop switches with anims for the dash
and more, that I can't remember right now

Yes, I know some of these things sound like they should take a few minutes and they will, I just have to get around to finally doing them

Oh, also, it will come with a crappy trailer.

 

[Ramys3434thereal]

Guys, I know it's hard, but please stop shitposting in this thread or I'm gonna get in trouble for starting this dumpster fire

Also, in case it wasn't clear, yes - this will be released eventually (please don't ask when) and it won't be very good, so don't get your hopes up

There's still some small stuff I need to do:
- cutout in rear bumper for the license plate
- interior dash from Police into all versions
- replace temporary icons in gui hud and make it actually good
- add a radio antenna
and more, that I can't remember right now

Yes, I know some of these things sound like they should take a few minutes and they will, I just have to get around to finally doing them

Oh, also, it will come with a crappy trailer.

View attachment 18851

in my opinion, the trailer looks very nice

 

[idklol]

the polonez szerzeń in the image under text that reads "I present, Cardboard Box on Wheels!! (that looks kind of like a polonez maybe)" and the image under text that reads "Comes in 4 versions (all are equally bad)" is has a different grille.

 

[unavailable]

yes we all know (the title literally says polonez caro)

real

 

[Stubby_racer]

can't wait for it to release (can you post a release date?)